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Oh My God! Space Aliens! Don't Eat Me, I Have A Wife And Kids!
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Homer Simpson
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat
them.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VII
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Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids!
Eat them! -- Homer faces alien abduction, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Oh, no! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies.
.. Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right! -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
Oh, no. What have I done? What am I doing? What will I do?
-- That is the question, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Oh boy, mold! That's science fair pay dirt.
-- I can't hold my excitement, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Y'know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
.. -- Marge Simpson to 'King Homer', "Treehouse of Horror III...
Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
Homer: Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos. -- "Treehouse of Horror VII...