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I Have A Speech Impediment....my Foot!!!
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I have a speech impediment....my foot!!!
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I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Problems? No, I LIKE my foot there.
Cthulhu isn't really his name, he just has a speech impediment.
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 1070
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. -- Publilius Syru
I thank God, that if I am gifted with little of the spirit which is able to raise mortals to the skies, I have yet none, as I trust, of that other spirit which would drag angels down.
-- Daniel Webster (1782-1852) -- Second Speech on Foot's Resolution, Jan. 26, 1830, p. 316...
I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings.
So instead, I call it a "speech improvement", and I go up to the guy and say, "Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement....