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Cthulhu Isn't Really His Name, He Just Has A Speech Impediment.
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Cthulhu isn't really his name, he just has a speech impediment.
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I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings.
So instead, I call it a "speech improvement", and I go up to the guy and say, "Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement....
I have a speech impediment....my foot!!!
Cthulhu fthagn! Cthulhu fthagn! Cthulhu fthagn! Oh, wow, that really ...
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
-- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
Cthulhu calls his shots.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.