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I Haven't Been Married In Over Six Years, But We Had Sexual Counseling Every Day From Oral Roberts!
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I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
every day from Oral Roberts!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
Related:
I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Sigh... Every day I thank my statuette of Wilma Flintstone that I was born normal.
-- Zippy the pinhead...
I had pancake makeup for brunch! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I just had a NOSE JOB!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet?? Is it, huh, is it?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet? Is it, huh, is it?" -- Zippy the Pinhead
Talking Pinhead Blues: Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel TWENTY-SIX!
! Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been DEAD for YEARS....
In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $
20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years....
Are we THERE yet? -- Zippy the Pinhead