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Sigh... Every Day I Thank My Statuette Of Wilma Flintstone That I Was Born Normal.
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Sigh... Every day I thank my statuette of Wilma Flintstone that
I was born normal.
-- Zippy the pinhead
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I have a very good DENTAL PLAN. Thank you. -- Zippy the Pinhead
I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling every day from Oral Roberts!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day! -- Zippy the Pinhead
As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I have accepted Provolone into my life! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead