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Computer, you and I need to have a little talk.
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I have vays to make you talk, @FN@!
Circular logic will only make you dizzy." -- Peri "I know a computer when I talk to one!
-- The Docto...
Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon....
I need everything; do you have it??
A little kindness is all you need.
You need to acquire a little subtlety.
Why that little liar! I should have... And I was going to play pickle with him.
-- Homer, finding Bart's room empty, "Bart the Daredevil" (You need three people to play `pickle'....
Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo!...
A volcano gnome seems to walk straight out of the wall and say
I have a very busy appointment schedule and little time to waste on computer hacks, but for a very small fee, I'll show you how to logoff....