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I Heard Bill Clinton Was Grand Marshal Of A Stock Car Race During The Labor Day Weekend.
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I heard Bill Clinton was Grand Marshal of a stock car race
during the Labor Day weekend. A politician strikes me as an
excellent choice to preside over an event where people drive in
circles at high speed.
Related:
Assembler A Formula I race car. Very fast, but difficult to drive and expensive to maintain.
Marge: All right: it's time to vote for the grand prize.
Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately-titled film, "Pukahontas"....
I will not drive the principal's car.
Grand Slam Event: A honeymoon...
Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
If someone sees Bill Clinton, laugh at him for me.
To hell with Bill Clinton, get me Phil Hartman!
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
-- Steven Wrigh...