Related:

• HONEYMOON -- the grand opening of Beaver Dam.
• Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on the dance floor.
  Now everyone's doing it. It's called grand slam dancing. -- Ransford, Chicago Reader 10/7/83...
• I heard Bill Clinton was Grand Marshal of a stock car race during the Labor Day weekend.
  A politician strikes me as an excellent choice to preside over an event where people drive in circles at high speed....
• WHACKING OFF -- glans slam.
• Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
• Honeymoon - the morning after the knot before.
• Love is Grand. Divorce is Fifty Grand!