I Hope You'll Think This Is Funny. A Man Calls An Undertaker And Says, "You Better Make Arrangements For A Funeral.

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I hope you'll think this is funny. A man calls an undertaker and says, "You
better make arrangements for a funeral. My wife passed away." The
undertaker says, "You must be drunk. I buried your wife two years ago." He
says, "I got married again." The undertaker says, "Oh! Congratulations!"
-- Myron Cohen

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