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• I just came back from Wal-mart. One of the gift items they had were these nice globes of the earth.
  I noted that they had painted Germany as one country already, but the Baltics, and of course, the Ukraine, were still painted as part of USSR....
• With talent on loan from Wal-Mart, it's you!
• Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
• I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back...boy, were they mad! -- Steven Wrigh
• Sam M. Walton, Chairman & CEO, Wal-Mart Stores, was an Eagle Scout.
• We only ever had the one sun at home. I came from a planet called Earth you know.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
  The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka without pause, 2) Go out in the forest to kill a bear with bare hands, and 3) rape a woman....
• Ned: So, if you're looking for a half-bag of charcoal briquettes or an artificial Christmas tree (trunk only), come on over to the Hibbert table, pronto!
  Well, sir, looks like we've got some nice items at table Glick....