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• Oh, I could while away the hours, Smoking herbs and flowers, Shooting up my veins, De-dum, De-dum, De-dum Tell you, I've been a-thinkin' I could drive a shiny Lincoln, If I dealt in good cocaine.
  -- To If I Only Had A Brain from "The Wizard of Oz...
• If I only had a 486 . .
• I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with.
  Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet....
• Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
  -- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Smithers: You know what this means? He alive!
  Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke....
• I just had my brain washed,and can't do a thing with it.
• Smithers: You hear that, sir? Burns: No, I didn't.
  Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man?...
• It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad.
  Well, who's mad now!...
• I had a dream last night... I dreamt about 1976. I dreamt about a country with incurable brain damage.
  .. I even dreamt they gave it a heart transplant. Then I woke up and I knew it was only a nightmare....