Oh, I Could While Away The Hours, Smoking Herbs And Flowers, Shooting Up My Veins, De-dum, De-dum, De-dum Tell You, I've Been A-thinkin' I Could Drive A Shiny Lincoln, If I Dealt In Good Cocaine.

Oh, I Could While Away The Hours, Smoking Herbs And Flowers, Shooting Up My Veins, De-dum, De-dum, De-dum Tell You, I've Been A-thinkin' I Could Drive A Shiny Lincoln, If I Dealt In Good Cocaine.

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Oh, I could while away the hours,
Smoking herbs and flowers,
Shooting up my veins,
De-dum, De-dum, De-dum
Tell you, I've been a-thinkin'
I could drive a shiny Lincoln,
If I dealt in good cocaine.
-- To If I Only Had A Brain from "The Wizard of Oz"

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