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  The term "Dickhead" was coined by explorer Sir Jimmy Criquet, who had visited the island of Dikhedos, just off Greece....
• MS-DOS:: /M-S-dos/ [MicroSoft Disk Operating System] n.
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• I'm not really a cowboy. I just found the hat...
• MS-DOS /M-S-dos/ n. [MicroSoft Disk Operating System] A clone of CP/M for the 8088 crufted together in 6 weeks by hacker Tim Paterson at Seattle Computer Produc
  who called the original QDOS (Quick and Dirty Operating System) and is said to have regretted it ever since....
• When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!
  Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life....
• Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize it.
• Progress doesn't enlighten people - it just makes them stupid in new ways.