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I just got my phone bill. Buy AT&T stock now!
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For your information, I just made a cool $25 playing the market.
Buy low, sell high, that's my motto. I may just quit my job at the power plant and become a full-time stock....
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
-- James Bore...
Hi! I can't answer the phone right now. Bob, that's my pet parakeet, just swallowed a cherry bomb.
It wasn't lit, but I've got to get him to the bathroom....
Is that my phone bill or the national debt?
Wrote my own communications software in LISP. Got a phone bill for a thousand dollars.
My computer keeps calling itself. -- Rod Schmid...
I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker.. But now I can't remember WHO he is... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Hello, Phone Company? It's about my bill...
I just washed my phone line and can't do a thing with it.
I only started a BBS to save on the phone bill