Hi! I Can't Answer The Phone Right Now. Bob, That's My Pet Parakeet, Just Swallowed A Cherry Bomb.

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Hi! I can't answer the phone right now. Bob, that's my pet
parakeet, just swallowed a cherry bomb. It wasn't lit, but I've
got to get him to the bathroom. Uh-oh! (Sound of a paper bag
exploding.)
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...

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