I Know There Are Nights When I Have Power, When I
Could Put On Something And Walk In Somewhere, And
If There's A Man Who Doesn't Look At Me, It's
Because He's Gay.
I know there are nights when I have power, when I
could put on something and walk in somewhere, and
if there's a man who doesn't look at me, it's
because he's gay.
-- Kathleen Turner
If I could read your mind, love,
What a tale your thoughts could tell
Just like a paperback novel,
The kind the drugstore sells,
When you reach the part where the heartaches come,
The hero would be me,
Heroes often fail,
You won't read that book again, because
the ending is just too hard to take....