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• And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time.
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• Attention all K-Mart shoppers, today the special is...
• I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
• I saw Jimmy Hoffa. He sat between Elvis and me on the UFO.
• Well it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and go, go, go, and don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
  Well you can do anything but stay off of my blue suede shoes. -- Elvi...
• I Saw Elvis, and all I got was this lousy jelly doughnut.
• I nearly saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
• I saw Elvis at the post office. Bought his picture for 29 cents.
• The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. -- Fred Alle