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• I saw Jimmy Hoffa. He sat between Elvis and me on the UFO.
• And some other's that i saw on some e-mail chain letter deal.
  hese highlight the similarities between the king and jesus. -- Elvi...
• I last saw Elvis at the K-Mart, where he was selling the blue suede special.
• NEW ELVIS UFO DIET CURES CANCER.
• I Saw Elvis, and all I got was this lousy jelly doughnut.
• I nearly saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
• I saw Elvis at the post office. Bought his picture for 29 cents.
• I gave my cat a bath the other day ... they love it.
  He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that ....
• If I was Elvis, would you screw me? -- Pick up line