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Attention all K-Mart shoppers, today the special is...
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What three words will a JAP never hear? "Attention, K-Mart Shoppe
I last saw Elvis at the K-Mart, where he was selling the blue suede special.
Marge: Ooh, that's a _great_ price for twelve pounds of nutmeg.
Apu: Oh, great selection and rock-bottom prices....
You may be redneck... if you dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
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