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I Like Doing Things To Help People. People Don't Wear Their Seat Belts Anymore.
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I like doing things to help people. People don't wear their seat belts
anymore. I figure, I'll make fuzzy clothes and make seats out of Velcro.
-- Andy Andrews
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I was part of that strange race of people aptly described as spending their lives doing things they detest to make money they don't want to buy things they don't need to impress people they dislike.
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Stop crack! Make rednecks wear belts!
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What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously.
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