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I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead! -- Weird Al Yankovic
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead!
-- Weird Al Yankovic
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The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn, And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone, It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
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My purpose in life is to slam a stapler against the forehead of American pop culture.
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I woke up this morning... then I went back to bed... -- Weird Al _Generic Blues_
Better dead than mellow.
He's dead? I thought he was imitating Al Gore.