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I Want A New Duck. -- Weird Al
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I want a new duck.
-- Weird Al
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I woke up this morning... then I went back to bed... -- Weird Al _Generic Blues_
Money can't buy happiness, so I guess I'll have to rent it. -- "Weird" Al Yankovic
My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child. -- "Weird" Al Yankovic
I'll be mellow when I'm dead! -- Weird Al Yankovic
Stay tuned for Weird Al, tonight on UHF channel 62!
My daddy was a waitress, my momma sold bathroom tile.
.. My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child....
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff.
And I want in. -- Homer Simpson Homer the Grea...
My purpose in life is to slam a stapler against the forehead of American pop culture.
-- Weird Al Yankovic...
The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn, And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone, It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
-- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Day...