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I'll Never Discuss My Lawyer's Character In His Absence, So Let's Discuss His Absence Of Character!
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I'll never discuss my lawyer's character in his absence, so let's
discuss his absence of character!
-- Michael Lara
Related:
There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary as 'unearned income.
' -- Michael Lara...
I dote on his very absence. -- William Shakespeare
I dote on his very absence. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice
When I came back to Dublin I was court-martialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
-- Brendan Beha...
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
-- Brendan Beha...
My father taught me three things: 1: Never mix whiskey with anything but water.
2: Never try to draw to an inside straight. 3: Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name....
A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's.
-- Jean Paul Richte...
Homer: [answers the door, sees Burns with his lawyers] Aah!
Burns: Hello, Simpson. My lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and thought we'd stop by....