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My Father Taught Me Three Things: 1: Never Mix Whiskey With Anything But Water.
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My father taught me three things:
1: Never mix whiskey with anything but water.
2: Never try to draw to an inside straight.
3: Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name.
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My father taught me three things: 1: Never mix whiskey with anything but water.
2: Never try to draw to an inside straight. 3: Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name....
1) Never try anything with tomatoes in it. 2) Never try anything bigger than your head.
3) Never, NEVER try anything that looks like vomit....
Never, ever draw to an inside flush.
Lackland's Laws: 1. Never be first. 2. Never be last. 3. Never volunteer for anything.
(1) Never be first. (2) Never be last. (3) Never volunteer for anything -- Lackland's Law
Lackland's Laws: (1) Never be first. (2) Never be last. (3) Never volunteer for anything
Three Nevers for Proper Gentlemen 1. Never shoot south of the Thames.
2. Never follow whiskey with port. 3. Never have your wife in the morning--the day may have something better to offer....