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• I'll never discuss my lawyer's character in his absence, so let's discuss his absence of character!
  -- Michael Lara...
• The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return.
  It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. -- Arthur C. Clarke...
• He is poor whose expenses exceeds his income. -- La Bruyere
• Will Rogers, having paid too much income tax one year, tried in vain to claim a rebate.
  His numerous letters and queries remained unanswered....
• The President is my shepherd, I am in want. He maketh me to lie down on park benches, he leadeth me beside still factories, he restoreth my doubt in the Republican party.
  He guideth me to the path of unemployment for his party's sake....
• Capital Punishment: the income tax.
• Ha! I NEVER pay income tax! -- Famous Last Word
• My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
  -- Errol Flynn Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure. -- Errol Fly...
• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....