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I'll Race You To China. You Can Have A Head Start.
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I'll race you to China. You can have a head start. Ready, set, GO!
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Smithers: Mr. Burns, are you ready? Burns: Yes. Smithe
Are you set? Burns: Yes. Smithers: [whispers] Go, Mr....
And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
If you want to win anything--a race, your self, your life--you have to go a little berserk.
-- George Sheeha...
We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
You have a ready wit. Let me know where it's ready.
Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics.
Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?...
You can choose a ready guide In some celestial voice If you choose not to decide You still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill I will choose a path that's clear I will choose free will.
-- RUSH, Free Will...
Troi: "Hello, Timothy. Are you ready to go?" Timothy
Yes, Counselor, I am ready." Troi: "How do you feel?...
Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a refreshing drink from hops and barley.
[drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A....