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I'll tell you about my mother!
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Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
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You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!
"Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen!...
You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!
"Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen!...
You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!
"Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen....