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I love America. Electricity right from the wall, anytime you want it.
-- A Central American torturer discusses convenience, from THE PUNISHER
Related:
How can I love you if you won't lay down? -- from the wall in Layton Theatre
You know your convenience-speak pretty well. -- Monica, from Heathe
I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything.
So anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down....
I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything.
.. so anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down....
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles, called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Electrons travel at the speed of light, which in most American homes is 110 volts per hour....
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles, called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Electrons travel at the speed of light, which in most American homes is 110 volts per hour....
Mr. Jones related an incident from "some time back" when IBM Canada Ltd.
of Markham, Ont., ordered some parts from a new supplier in Japan....