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• Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth.
  We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if they're already in the gutter, to some other out-of-the-way place....
• Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
  Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office....
• Marge appears in the dream, then awakens Homer] Marge
  Homer! Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes till our usual bedtime....
• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
  [a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...
• Homer: All right, men, get ready to blast off. [Slowly begins to drive forward] Whooo!
  We're in orbit now! What's that? A call from the President?...
• If I'm not back at the home by nine they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!
  -- Grampa rushes back to the rest home, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• God rest ye CS students now, The bearings on the drum are gone, Let nothing you dismay.
  The disk is wobbling, too. The VAX is down and won't be up, We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol Until the first of May....
• I love this nation, but we have some of the stupidest people here.