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I LOVE You Baby, But Her FLESH Got In The Way!
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I LOVE you baby, but her FLESH got in the way!
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I got you in a stranglehold,baby,then I crushed your face.
If my baby won't love me no more, I know her sister will. -- Hendrix.
This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart. -- Han Solo.
For your information, I can take care of my... [Maggie loses her grip and falls] Auugh!
[picks up Maggie] See? Got her on the first bounce. -- A bouncing baby girl, "Homer Alone...
My baby's got something I can't resist.
Loosen up, baby, I'm in love with you.
Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
I'm great at love, but I'm lousy at commitment." "Commitment's nice.
You'd like her. She's got heavy legs, but she's a lotta laughs....
Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids. Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes.
[talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's fifth] Saxama-phone!...