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I'm Great At Love, But I'm Lousy At Commitment." "Commitment's Nice.
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"I'm great at love, but I'm lousy at commitment."
"Commitment's nice. You'd like her. She's got heavy legs, but
she's a lotta laughs. I met her at a wedding."
-- Love & Guilt from above reference
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