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• I'm a clown. That's my sole mechanism of defense. Very few people will go out of their way to punish a clown.
  -- ???...
• Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough.
  I'm going to clown college! [leaves] Ba...
• My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo
• I didn't do it! -- Crusty the Clow
• A clown is a clown and will always be a clown. -- Babbaluche the cobble
• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....
• Krusty: So, uh, Milhouse, know any knock-knock jokes?
  Milhouse: [crying] I want to go home!...
• I don't think so - Homey the Clow
• Foreperson: We find the defendant, Krusty the Clown.
  .. Guilty. Crowd: [gasp!] Defense Attorney: Ugh!...