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• Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
  Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you....
• Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.
  } Marge: {Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!} Home...
• Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
  Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you....
• Dick: Well, my time's almost up here, so, uh, I'd just like to say.
  ..I know Woody Allen. [a couple of people clap halfheartedly] Home...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that.
  ..and... put that in there, and you...ah!...
• Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
  [long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you?...
• Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly.
  Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown!...
• Italians: Yay, Krustys! [applauding] Vittorio: Grazie, grazie.
  You have a brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype....