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• A proud supporter of Crusty the Clown's Telethon for Motion Sickness.
• What do you call a female clown? A Clunt :-)
• I don't think so - Homey the Clow
• The somewhat old and crusty vicar was taking a well-earned retirement from his rather old and crusty parish.
  As is usual in these cases, a locum was sent to cover the transition period....
• Bart: Look at him. His clothes are so drab. Lisa
  His face is so flesh-colored and sad. Bart: And his feet....
• Lisa: [tired] Here you go, Bart. It's a longshot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew.
  Bart: [stares at her] Lisa: Bart! I am <not> going to learn ancient Hebrew!...
• A clown is a clown and will always be a clown. -- Babbaluche the cobble
• Marty: That was "Kung Fu Fighting". Say, speaking of one-trick ponies, whatever happened to that "I didn't do it" kid?
  Bill: Boy, did _that_ get old fast. Whoa! You know, if you want to last in this business, you've gotta stay fresh!...
• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....