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• Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky?
• A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
• Marge! Marge! There I was, I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen, when I was abducted by a flying saucer!
  -- Homer, catching up the fisherman profile, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that &l
  B>where<B> I was flying made what I was doing spying....
• If I could find a way to get [Saddam Hussein] out of there, even putting a contract out on him, if the CIA still did that sort of a thing, assuming it ever did, I would be for it.
  -- Richard M. Nixo...
• Robert L. Scott, WWII ace pilot (Flying Tigers), was an Eagle Scout.
• I'll never forget the time I was flying over Milwaukee and the pilot said, "We're now approaching the great city
  let's set our watches back one hundred years." -- Jack E. Leonard...
• Any coward can sit in his home and criticize a pilot for flying into a mountain in a fog.
  But I would rather, by far, die on a mountainside than in bed....