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• I'm a flying saucer pilot for the CIA.
• Marge! Marge! There I was, I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen, when I was abducted by a flying saucer!
  -- Homer, catching up the fisherman profile, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• When the moon is in a sloppy house, and Jupiter spills beer on Mars.
• paceship operator n. The glyph <=>, so-called apparently because in the low-resolution constant-width font used on many terminals it vaguely resembles a flying saucer.
  Perl uses this to denote the signum-of-difference operation....
• If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and expain that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives.
  Douglas Adams. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Progress results when you mix persistence with purpose.
• Yogi Bare was a Buddhist Nudist.
• HOW TO LEAVE THE PLANET 1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111.
  Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible....