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Guys Are Lucky Because They Get To Grow Mustaches. I Wish I Could.
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Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's
like having a little pet for your face.
-- Anita Wise
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Guys will actually judge women based on the way they're built .
.. A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is....
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket-beds with my name on it.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I've been having trouble waking up. I actually dozed off at a red light.
It was so embarrassing. There I was, out cold, other pedestrians nudging me to cross the street....
He just kept rushing through the lovemaking. Which is the part I like, the beginning part.
Most women are like that. We need time to warm up....
June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked how big I'd get. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Could I interest you in a pet rock?
Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD!
I'm a little upset. I just found out I have to have this little procedure done.
Nothing complicated, but they tell me it is going to improve my vision about 70 percent....