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• I went up to the salesgirl. I said, "I'd like to see something cheap in a man's suit.
  She said, "The mirror's on the left." -- Jimmy Edmondson (Professor Backwards)...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
  We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• Take this girl away! She's got paternity suit written all over her! -- Uncle Duke (in Doonesbury)
• I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
• Now, blessings light on him that first invented this same sleep!
  It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a cloak...
• Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A
  You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit....