Related:

• Newspaper taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take you away.
  Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone....
• She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Wai
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
• Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she hasn't got a lot to say.
• A man, dejected over a repulsed suit thought about hanging himself in front of her house, then remembered she didn't want him hanging around.
• Q: What's the male equivalent of the maternity dress? A: The paternity suit.
• Be firm, fly low and stay cool.... -- Duke, from Doonesbury
• I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
  -- Don McLea...