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• I typed Format COM1: and accidentally killed a telephone operator!
• My bathroom has a digital sink. When I want to stop the water running, I put my finger in the faucet.
  -- Ron Smith...
• I prefer not to call it speeding but spirited driving.
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
• I believe in L. Ron "Mother" Hubbard.
• I am not an animal! I am ... well, not an animal.
• I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.
  -- Abbie Hoffma...
• Macb. If we should fail? Lady M. We fail! But screw your courage to the sticking-place, And we 'll not fail.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act i, Sc. 7...
• Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine
  Or leave a kiss but in the cup, And I 'll not look for wine....