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I Prefer Not To Call It Speeding But Spirited Driving.
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I prefer not to call it speeding but spirited driving.
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I was driving down the street at 100 miles per hour for no reason.
The police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?...
A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along at about fifty.
Suddenly a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and told her to pull over....
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Pardon my driving, officer, I was trying to reload!
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