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I Might Be Fat But You Are Ugly And I Can Diet.
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I might be fat but you are ugly and I can diet.
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I may be fat, but you can't jog off your ugly looks.
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
-- Ed Bluestone...
For tomorrow I diet . . .
The best advice I ever received was to buy Berkshire Hathaway (now $
5,000 a share) at $300. Unfortunately, I ignored it....
Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again you screwed up.
Now all the planets are gonna start crackin' wise about our mommas....
Those commercials about weight loss you see on television must be true.
I heard about one lady who lost 187 pounds of ugly fat....
Mr Churchill, you are drunk! Yea, and you're ugly. Yes, but I can have selective cosmetic and plastic surgery and I will be beautiful, whereas you will still have the disease of alcholism.
Here I stand; I can do no otherwise. God help me. Amen!
-- Martin Luther (1483-1546) -- Speech at the Diet of Worm...
Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly. I shall be sober in the morning....