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• My allergy tests suggest that I may have been intended for some other planet. -- Walt Wetterberg
• Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?
• How do you go from where you are to where you want to be?
  I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal, and you have to be willing to work for it....
• I think I agree with the old lady who said if God had intended us to fly he would never have given us the railways.
  -- Michael Flande...
• Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something. -- Sue S. Taylo
• Where's the toilet paper? I have to take a Limbaugh.
• Exactly what Adam and Eve were ashamed of is never clearly explained, anywhere.
  And why did they cover their loins? Why not their noses or elbows or big toes?...
• Rhett, Rhett! What shall I do? Where shall I go?" "Frankly, my dear Scarlett, I don't give a damn.
  -- Gone with the wind...
• Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong?
  Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night....