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I'm Driving A New Neon, Nicely Loaded.
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I'm driving a new Neon, nicely loaded.
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I never fall asleep driving. I wake up driving!
She asked me, "What's your sign?" I blinked and answered "Neon," I thought I'd blow her mind...
A gal I know was in a bar, and was approached by a guy who asked, "What's your sign?
Her immediate response: "Neon....
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia.
I prefer not to call it speeding but spirited driving.
Pardon my driving, officer, I was trying to reload!
I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.
-- M. Gallahe...
