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• Potato? ...No thanks, I don't. -- Melchett and Edmund : Potato
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• Don't look much like Southampton Docks to me, my lord.
  What? Well, those streams of molten lava and that steaming mangrove swamp....
• Look, there's no need to panic. Someone in the crew will know how to steer the ship.
  ...The crew, my lord? ...Yes, the crew. ..._What_ crew? -- Edmund and Captain Rum : Potato...
• I was wondering if I might have the afternoon off? Well, of course not.
  Who do you think you are...Watt Tyler? You can have the afternoon off when you _die_, Baldrick, not before....
• Would I ask you a rhetorical question?
• Caroline! I never knew you knew her! Oh yes! I even touched her once.
  ...Touched her what? Her...once. In a corridor. I've never heard it called _that_ before....
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• I was wanting to greet the gallant sailor who hallooed me on my way in.
  ..perchance he has hauled anchor and sailed away......