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• Ah, Blackadder. Started talking to yourself, I see.
  Yes...it's the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation....
• Edmund rummages through the sack, and produces boomerang).
  ..Ah. (intrigued) What is it? ...A _stick_. -- Edmund, Queenie and Melchett : Potato...
• I was wanting to greet the gallant sailor who hallooed me on my way in.
  ..perchance he has hauled anchor and sailed away......
• Three hours of bluff seaman's talk about picking the weevils out of biscuits and drinking urine is not my idea of entertainment.
  -- Edmund to Melchett : Potato...
• Do I look absolutely divine and yet and at the same time very pretty and rather accessible?
  -- Queenie to Melchett : Potato...
• I mean, look at this. What is it? I'm surprised you've forgotten, my lord.
  I haven't forgotten. It's a rhetorical question. ....
• Well yes...I do rather laugh in the face of fear...
  Tweak the nose of terror... -- Edmund : Potato...
• The foremost cartographers of the land have prepared this for you.
  (Hands Edmund a scroll)...It's a map of the area you'll be traversing (Edmund unrolls i...
• Couch Potato