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I'm For Bringing Back Spanking... For Consenting Adults.
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I'm for bringing back spanking... for consenting adults.
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I'm for bringing back the birch, but only for consenting adults. -- Gore Vidal
Joystick: A peripherial intended for use only by consenting adults.
QOTD: "I want a home, a family, an occasional spanking ..." -- Kathy Ireland
I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at the movie theater.
So I bought the album. I got kicked out of a theater the other day for bringing my own food in....
Unlike most net.puritans, however, I feel that what OTHER consenting computers do in the privacy of their own phone connections is their own business.
-- John Woods, jfw@eddie.mit.edu...
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
DINGO: And after the spanking ... the oral sex. GALAHAD
Oh, dear! Well, I... GIRLS: The oral sex ... The oral sex....
I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky, too, because it's spanking season, and I got a hankering for some spankering!
-- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhound...