I'm Going To Iowa For An Award. Then I'm Appearing At Carnegie Hall, It's Sold Out.

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I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold
out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government. I'd
give it all up for one erection.
-- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977

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