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• A volcano gnome seems to walk straight out of the wall and say
  I have a very busy appointment schedule and little time to waste on computer hacks, but for a very small fee, I'll show you how to logoff....
• A volcano gnome seems to walk straight out of the wall and says, "I have a very busy appointment schedule and little time to waste on trespassers, but for a very small fee, I'll show you the way out.
  You notice that the gnome is nervously glancing at his watch....
• He seems to be a bit wispy of the grey matter.
• The shadowy figure seems to be trying to attract your attention.
• SMOP /S-M-O-P/ n. [Simple (or Small) Matter of Programming] 1.
  A piece of code, not yet written, whose anticipated length is significantly greater than its complexity....
• SMOP: /S-M-O-P/ [Simple (or Small) Matter of Programming] n.
  1. A piece of code, not yet written, whose anticipated length is significantly greater than its complexity....
• I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W.
  Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. -- Bill Hi...