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• A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar.
  You didn't borrow this." "I will." -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, "Do you have any toy train schedules?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -- Steven Wrigh
• I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
  So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above.
  ..so I never have to go upstairs. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. -- Steven Wrigh
• I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
  -- Steven Wrigh...